To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way
Lets get high and go look at the animals in the pet store
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown