i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via fireflysneeze)
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
"March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence."
- John Green (via queendany)
(Source: musikjunkie, via lolheyitskita)
i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen